Oops! Britney Spears has a secret sex room

Pop-mama Britney Spears gets the kids for Christmas, reports TMZ. That’s a fair agreement between the lawyers, seeing as the kids spent most of Thanksgiving with their daddy, Kevin Federline. But before little Sean Preston, Jayden James and their court-ordered monitor come over to open presents, Britney might want to do a little tidying up.

A sex room and some feces-smeared couches are just a couple of the kid-unfriendly accoutrements in the Spears mansion, according to a Star article recently referenced by Rush & Molloy.

Referring to Britney as “sexually obsessed,” a Star insider claimed to stumble upon a double-locked second-floor sex room “filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bed frame.”

Describing what sounds suspiciously similar to an old Britney video shoot, the Star spy said that while in the X-rated room, Britney “wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit.” Apropos of nothing, the stealthy blabbermouth added that Britney is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, she wants her nose done just liked the tragic blonde icon’s.

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Then there are those poop-encrusted sofas, which are thankfully located outside the so-called sex room, but still within a child’s reach. The stinky remnants of diaper runoff and doggy accidents are allegedly leading a “court-appointed watchdog” to declare Brit’s home a “health hazard.”

‘Hills’ Heidi sets the record straight
Earlier this month, “Hills” heavyweight Lauren Conrad told Us Weekly, “The show is not fake and this is really my life.” But LC's co-star and longtime frenemy Heidi Montag tells a different story in the December issue of Blender.

Slideshow: The week in celebrity sightings “I'm just glad I don't have to deal with all the drama,” Heidi explained. "I mean it's fun to watch, but I'm glad it's not my life. I'm actually a drama-free person."

While the veracity of the “Hills” is up for debate, that drama-free claim sounds a bit dubious from anyone engaged to professional bad boy Spencer Pratt. Oh, but that's another point Heidi wanted to set straight.

“I think [Spencer's] often just joking,” she told Blender. “But then you put some music to it and a couple of looks and suddenly he's an ass. ... Spencer is very ambitious, very smart and very crafty. He is just on ‘The Hills’ for fun.”

Dish on the fly
It must be the real deal for Drew Barrymore and Justin “I’m a Mac” Long. According to People, Justin brought his “He’s Just Not That Into You” co-star back home for turkey with the folks. After the holiday, an eyewitness spotted the pair at a local watering hole. “They started out in the bar area and then moved to a booth, where they sat next to each other and kissed and hugged,” the snoop told the magazine. … When his ladylove takes offense, Jim Carrey comes to the rescue. The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker reports that the funnyman lost it when a couple of fans begged Jenny McCarthy to sign some photos. Jenny gasped after seeing the shots of herself in the buff, and Jim went on a pic-shredding frenzy, yelling, “KNOCK THIS ---- OFF!” … “Tyra [Banks] is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair," a source told FemaleFirst. “She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.” Why is the supermodel-turned-talk host hair shy? Well, only Tyra knows what, if anything, lies beneath those rugs.