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updated 9/28/2005 2:20:39 AM ET 2005-09-28T06:20:39

For nine years, Jeff Maxwell played the role of the lousy cook, Private Igor, on “M*A*S*H,” and that meant enduring the humiliation of his fellow company as they would berate him daily about the food being served. Now, on NBC’s “Today” show, Maxwell shares a collection of recipes from his cookbook, “The Secrets of the M*A*S*H Mess,” to prove he can cook after all. Check out his recipes here:

Recipe: Creamed Weenies (on this page)

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Recipe: Gas Passer Chili (on this page)

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Recipe: Igor's Cobless Corn Pudding (beauty) (on this page)

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Recipe: M*A*S*H Liver Tartare (on this page)

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Recipe: Grilled Swordfish with Vodka Cream Sauce (beauty) (on this page)

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Recipe: Hunnicut's Homesick Cookies (on this page)

Recipes excerpted from "Secrets of the M*A*S*H Mass: The Lost Recipes of Private Igor." Copyright 2004 by Jeff Maxwell. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission of Cumberland House.

Recipe: Creamed Weenies

Ingredients
  • 1 8-ounce package weenies
  • 5 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 1/8 teaspoon grated nutmeg
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
  • 1 14-ounce package spinach, cooked and drained well
Preparation

1. Preheat the oven to 450°. Bake the weenies for 10 minutes.
2. In a medium-size sauté pan melt 1 tablespoon of butter and sauté the onion until soft but not brown. 
3. Add and melt 4 tablespoons of butter until foaming. Blend in the flour and cook over low heat for three minutes. 
4. Whisk in the milk and cream, gradually, to avoid lumping. Continue stirring with a wooden spoon until smooth. 
5. In a small bowl combine the egg yolks with a little of the sauce and beat lightly.  Pour the egg yolk mixture into the sauce, beating constantly. Add the nutmeg salt, and pepper and continue cooking over low heat for 2 to 3 minutes until the sauce thickens. Add the grated Parmesan, spinach, and weenies and serve.

Recipe: Gas Passer Chili

Ingredients
  • 8 tablespoons olive oil, divided
  • 1 1/2 pounds chuck roast, coarsely ground
  • 1 1/2 pounds pork shoulder, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
  • 6 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 large yellow onions, chopped
  • 1 16-ounce can whole tomatoes, undrained
  • 2 cups dark beer
  • 1 8-ounce can prepared tomato sauce
  • 5 serrano chilies, seeded and diced
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1/2 cup chili powder
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 1 tablespoon paprika
  • 1 tablespoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano
  • 1 teaspoon chopped fresh basil
  • 10 dashes green Tabasco sauce
  • Cayenne pepper to taste
  • 3 tablespoons masa harina or cornmeal
  • 4 tablespoons hot water
Preparation

1. In a large heavy skillet heat 4 tablespoons of olive oil over medium-high heat.  Add the meat and brown until there is no pink left.  Remove from the heat, drain off the fat, and set aside. 
2. In a large heavy pot heat 4 tablespoons of olive oil over medium heat.  Add the garlic and onions and sauté for 5 minutes or until the onions are tender.
3. Add the browned meat and all of the remaining ingredients except the masa harina and hot water.  Bring to a simmer, cover, and cook over low heat for 3 to 6 hours, stirring occasionally.  More chicken broth may be added for a juicier version.
4. Mix the masa harina with hot water to make a light paste.  Add to the chili 30 minutes before serving to thicken. 

Tips

A 16-ounce can of pinto or chili beans may be added for texture. In Texas, however, it is semi-legal to make a citizen's arrest on a cook using beans in their chili. 

Serving Size

Serves 4 to 6

Recipe: Igor's Cobless Corn Pudding (beauty)

Ingredients
  • 1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
  • 3 heaping t baking powder
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1/4 t salt
  • 1/4 t pepper
  • 2 eggs, beaten
  • 1/2 cup butter, melted
  • 1/4 cup milk
  • 1 15-1/3 ounce can creamed corn
  • 1 1/4 cups fresh corn kernels (about 2 ears)
Preparation

1. Preheat oven to 350.
2. In a large mixing bowl combine the dry ingredients. Stir in eggs, butter, milk and canned corn, and mix thoroughly. Fold in fresh corn.
3. Pour the batter into greased 9 X 9-inch baking pan and bake for 25 to 30 minutes. Let cool slightly before serving.

Recipe: M*A*S*H Liver Tartare

Ingredients
  • 1/4 cup sour cream
  • 1 t mayonnaise
  • 1/2 t A.1. Steak Sauce
  • dash of Tabasco sauce
  • chopped parsley for garnish
Preparation

1. In blender, combine all ingredients except parsley and mix until smooth.
2. Spoon onto a sheet of waxed paper and roll pate into a log shape. Sprinkle with parsley then chill for 1 hour or until firm.
3. Transfer the pate to a serving dish, cut into 1/2-inch slices, and serve.

Recipe: Grilled Swordfish with Vodka Cream Sauce (beauty)

Ingredients
  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter
  • 1 1/2 cups whipping cream
  • 1/2 cup vodka
  • 2 t green peppercorns, soaked in water, drained, crushed
  • 3 T fresh lime juice
  • 1/4 t salt
  • 4 swordfish steaks (about 6 ounces each)
  • salt and fresh pepper to taste
  • 1 fresh lime, quartered for garnish
Preparation

1. Preheat the grill to medium-high.
2. In medium saucepan melt butter. Add cream and vodka and bring to a boil for about 4 minutes until slightly thickened. Stir in peppercorns, lime juice, salt. Cover, remove from heat, set aside.
3. Season the fish with salt and pepper. Grill for 6 to 8 minutes or until fish is opaque and flakes easily when tested. Turn once halfway through grilling time.
4. Transfer the fish to plates. Spoon vodka cream sauce over each. Garnish with lime wedges.

Recipe: Hunnicut's Homesick Cookies

Ingredients
  • 1/2 cup chunky-style peanut butter room temperature
  • 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened
  • 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 cup milk
  • 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
  • 15 frozen miniature peanut butter cups, coarsely chopped
Preparation

Preheat the oven to 375.
In a large mixing bowl beat the peanut butter and butter until fluffy. Add the brown sugar and sugar gradually and beat until creamy. Add the egg and vanilla and beat for 2 to 3 minutes.
In a separate bowl combine the flour, salt and baking soda. Add the flour mixture in 3 parts to the peanut butter mixture alternately with the milk. Beat the batter until smooth after each addition. Stir in the chocolate chips, then carefully fold in the peanut butter cup pieces.
Drop the batter in heaping tablespoons well apart onto an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake until lightly browned, about 12 minutes.

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